Super Villaine

I wish Chris Pine would look at me that way.

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:51:52 -0400

I wish Chris Pine would look at me that way.

laughingstation: More FUNNY POST here!

Wed, 08 May 2013 08:16:54 -0400

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

fever

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 11:58:18 -0500

I feel like wedding fever is the new Nutella on Pinterest and Tumblr, and it makes me wonder a little bit about where girls’ priorities are when it comes to marriage. Now, I’ll be the first to cry at a wedding, and even scripted sitcom weddings and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy proposals, but the more and more viral proposal videos I see circulating, I know in my gut that I would be mortified to be that woman. Have me weeping in public?? Hell no, I’m a hideous crier (think Claire Danes). Of course, I’m not in a position where this is relevant in my life, but I do have some thoughts:

First of all, in front of friends/family/waitstaff/theme park employees/hot air balloon operators/commuters/etc. is NOT the ideal place to make a life changing decision. Secondly, “Will you marry me?” seems very one sided. If I ever get married, it’ll stem from a heart to heart CONVERSATION, where we both get to talk. I think the sentiment alone of wanting to officially be partners for life trumps any elaborate set up or fancy meal it could come with.

Third thing I gotta comment on is the diamond. I understand its significance as a [very expensive] formal agreement to “seal the deal”… but you wouldn’t marry a man who wasn’t a man of his word, and again, it’s pretty one-sided. My official stance on the matter is: either my man and I are iced out, or neither of us are. Furthermore, I don’t want my man to have to ask for anything on his knees, EVER, not even for me.

I think we all assume that these are protocol for popping the question. What we don’t question is why we buy into these things. I know it seems like these huge gestures and mindless traditions are the only way to show/know how you feel about your significant other, but in the grander scheme of things, I would rather invest the effort into the partnership, and not only just the proposal/wedding. After all, I only have so many fucks to give.

#tbt my blonde days, sighhh

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:14:34 -0500

#tbt my blonde days, sighhh

Superior kissyface

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:48:51 -0500

Superior kissyface

I can’t wait for dinner 😭

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 10:03:25 -0500

I can’t wait for dinner 😭

Superfan ❤

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 08:27:06 -0500

Superfan ❤

My valentine gets steak and scotch

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 20:14:10 -0500

My valentine gets steak and scotch

My work computer 🍴❤👍✨

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:54:35 -0500

My work computer 🍴❤👍✨

I didn’t get the black top memo! @speakmeek @e_on0vadose...

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 03:09:28 -0500

I didn’t get the black top memo! @speakmeek @e_on0vadose and Miss Dani

Last day at work

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 11:00:29 -0500

Last day at work

Hair milestone #1: elbow length 👑

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:45:53 -0500

Hair milestone #1: elbow length 👑

How my coworkers and I perceive each other

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 20:06:42 -0500

How my coworkers and I perceive each other

suicideblonde: Beyonce photographed by Terry Richardson for GQ,...

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:43:46 -0500

suicideblonde:

Beyonce photographed by Terry Richardson for GQ, February 2013

Fleece monster

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 19:24:22 -0500

Fleece monster

Heading up the coast to LA 🎄🌴

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 15:43:52 -0500

Heading up the coast to LA 🎄🌴

New Years silly string partayyy @shirtfaced

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:08:50 -0500

New Years silly string partayyy @shirtfaced

Be still my heart

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 02:48:09 -0500

Be still my heart

View from our spot in SD #nofilter

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 01:26:05 -0500

View from our spot in SD #nofilter

Wrist candy

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 03:29:50 -0500

Wrist candy